$RONK

THE RETARTED COUSIN OF $BONK

While BONK bonks others, RONK bonks himself 🦴

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⏳ BONDING CURVE COUNTDOWN

RONK is still on the bonding curve. Every buy pushes us closer.

last updated: 3s agoslot 444631075

30.19% COMPLETE

TOKENS SOLD

239.4M / 793.1M

TOKENS LEFT

553.7M

SOL IN CURVE

8.62 SOL

~76.39 SOL more to graduate

EST. GRADUATION: ~7d 11h (buy more to speed it up)

buy velocity (last 50 trades): 0.0071 SOL/min

🎓 WHEN WE GRADUATE: 10% → ANSEM | 10% BURN | 10% AIRDROP TO LOYAL HOLDERS

🔥 LIVE RONK FEED — REAL ON-CHAIN DATA

LIVE155 trades on-chain

🔴 SELLFsBV...AKM8-21.6K RONK$0.1013m ago📉 PAPER 🟢 BUYFsBV...AKM8+21.6K RONK$0.1013m ago📉 PAPER 🔴 SELLFyLj...7Z6x-23.8K RONK$0.1120m ago📉 PAPER 🟢 BUYFyLj...7Z6x+23.8K RONK$0.1120m ago📉 PAPER 🔴 SELL514t...bJsV-18.9K RONK$0.0941m ago📉 PAPER 🟢 BUY514t...bJsV+18.9K RONK$0.0941m ago📉 PAPER 🟢 BUYHYie...AWnD+23.6K RONK$0.1149m ago📈 HODLING 🟢 BUYAoQE...sgTG+22.7K RONK$0.1150m ago📈 HODLING

💎 RONK LOYALTY LIST — AIRDROP ELIGIBLE

Bought RONK. Never sold. Diamond paws qualify for the 10% graduation airdrop.

🏆CYxaU...VajUB+69.2M RONKFOREVER RONK✅ ELIGIBLE

🥈4mmws...Eu4B2+47.6M RONKLOYAL RETARD✅ ELIGIBLE

🥉jmeme...nwtru+36.0M RONKPURE RETARTED ENERGY✅ ELIGIBLE

#485d4x...CYoxv+16.7M RONKDIAMOND PAWS✅ ELIGIBLE

#59Zhdi...vNCau+14.9M RONKLOYAL RETARD✅ ELIGIBLE

#6BMAYT...vsNLF+14.5M RONKNEVER SELL✅ ELIGIBLE

#7Fmyf3...NmyPe+10.8M RONKBONKED BUT FAITHFUL✅ ELIGIBLE

#8FRPSg...coCar+5.9M RONKBONKED BUT FAITHFUL✅ ELIGIBLE

#97gDoj...FkxBn+4.6M RONKHOLD THE BAT✅ ELIGIBLE

#10852AY...PP8SK+4.3M RONKFOREVER RONK✅ ELIGIBLE

#11C64HK...CKZsZ+2.4M RONKSMORTEST IN THE ROOM✅ ELIGIBLE

#12CJDXQ...KGJ8F+2.4M RONKSMORTEST IN THE ROOM✅ ELIGIBLE

#134zkas...3K6HJ+2.2M RONKRONK TILL DEATH✅ ELIGIBLE

#14GHQTf...3XUr1+2.2M RONKFOREVER RONK✅ ELIGIBLE

#15QM121...nbPkv+2.2M RONKHOLD THE BAT✅ ELIGIBLE

#16HEhJW...p1qdw+1.0M RONKSMORTEST IN THE ROOM✅ ELIGIBLE

#17AyAKY...frLHc+977.0K RONKRONK TILL DEATH✅ ELIGIBLE

#186qDJQ...ETVjy+723.2K RONKNEVER SELL✅ ELIGIBLE

#19BTgqB...VZCfq+413.5K RONKPURE RETARTED ENERGY✅ ELIGIBLE

#204Rsq4...q19XZ+280.2K RONKBRAINCELL ZERO✅ ELIGIBLE

📋 Total eligible wallets: 26 | Total airdrop pool: 10% of dev holdings | 68 wallets traded

Airdrop happens automatically at graduation. No claim needed. We r not smort enough to build a claim page.

🧮 YOUR SLICE CALCULATOR

Paste ur wallet. See how much of the loyalty airdrop u'd get right now (pro-rata by RONK held, from the live dev bag).

🚀 TAKING RONK TO DA MOON

current MC: $4,809 (real, from DexScreener)

🌕

⭐$5,000 — first bump

⭐$10,000 — wen lambo?

⭐$38,000 — 🎓 GRADUATION

⭐$50,000 — ronk university

⭐$100,000 — bonk apologizes

⭐$1,000,000 — retarted rich

🚀

$1K$1M

🎓 POST-GRADUATION REWARDS BREAKDOWN

💼 DEV BAG TRACKER

Live on-chain balance of the dev wallet. Each reward slice = 10% of this bag.

CYxaUG...3VajUB · 2s ago

DEV HOLDS68.18M RONK(6.82% of supply)

🔥 10% BURN

6.82M RONK

≈ $32.79

🎯 10% → ANSEM

6.82M RONK

≈ $32.79

💎 10% AIRDROP

6.82M RONK

≈ $32.79

🔥 10% BURN

6.82M RONK

10% of dev holdings sent to the burn address. Deflationary. Supply go down. Braincell count unchanged.

👑

🎯 10% → ANSEM

6.82M RONK

10% of dev holdings airdropped to Ansem. The legend gets his tribute. RONK respects the GOAT.

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💎

💎 10% LOYALTY AIRDROP

6.82M RONK

10% of dev holdings to the Loyalty List. Only wallets that bought & never sold. Diamond paws rewarded.

26 eligible → CYx...jUB, 4mm...4B2, jme...tru...

Total distributed: 30% of dev holdings (10% burn, 10% Ansem, 10% loyalty airdrop). The dev keeps the rest locked in diamond paws. We r too retarted to rug.

📜 ANCIENT RONK PROVERBS

"we r not smort, but we r loyal"